Thursday, November 29, 2007

Cold as Ice

What a bad night. After making ~+$1k in the first 2 hours I then went on a $1.8k downswing of coolers.

Here are some of my favourites. (I'm not interested in anyone's comments on how the hands were played by the way. Decisions were often opponent-specific.)

There's also nothing particularly exciting about any of them other than they all occurred with a 90 minute period with just these pots alone totaling $2.5k. (It's my blog and I just feel like venting.)


Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com Hand History Converter

SB: $294.50
BB: $80
UTG: $190.65
UTG+1: $192
MP1: $188.40
Hero (MP2): $306.20
CO: $205.80
BTN: $197.80

Pre-Flop: 7c 7d dealt to Hero (MP2)
3 folds, Hero raises to $8, CO folds, BTN raises to $24, SB calls $23, BB folds, Hero calls $16

Flop: ($74) 2s 7h Tc (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $36, SB calls $36, Hero calls $36

Turn: ($182) 8d (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $137.80 and is All-In, SB calls $137.80, Hero raises to $246.20 and is All-In, SB calls $96.70 and is All-In

River: ($788.80) Td (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $788.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed Th Ts (four of a kind, Tens) and WON $785.80 (+$491.30 NET)
Hero showed 7c 7d (a full house, Sevens full of Tens) and LOST (-$294.50 NET)
BTN showed Kh Kd (two pair, Kings and Tens) and LOST (-$197.80 NET)



Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com Hand History Converter

UTG: $70.85
UTG+1: $230.10
MP1: $209.15
MP2: $295
CO: $267.15
Hero (BTN): $192
SB: $165.55
BB: $231.40

Pre-Flop: 8h 8c dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG calls $2, UTG+1 folds, MP1 raises to $9, 2 folds, Hero calls $9, 2 folds, UTG calls $7

Flop: ($30) 8s Td Kc (3 Players)
UTG checks, MP1 bets $22, Hero calls $22, UTG folds

Turn: ($74) Js (2 Players)
MP1 bets $45, Hero calls $45

River: ($164) 7c (2 Players)
MP1 bets $133.15 and is All-In, Hero calls $116 and is All-In

Results: $396 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP1 showed Qd Ad (a straight, Ace high) and WON $393 (+$201 NET)
Hero mucked 8h 8c 8h 8c (three of a kind, Eights) and LOST (-$192 NET)



Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com Hand History Converter

UTG: $88
UTG+1: $75.85
UTG+2: $217
MP1: $241.70
MP2: $274.95
CO: $202
BTN: $175.90
Hero (SB): $455.95
BB: $334.05

Pre-Flop: 9c 9h dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $5, 4 folds, BTN calls $5, Hero calls $4, BB folds

Flop: ($17) 7s 8s 9s (3 Players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $14, BTN calls $14, Hero raises to $172, UTG+1 calls $56.85 and is All-In, BTN calls $156.90 and is All-In

Turn: ($429.65) Jd (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($429.65) 2d (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $429.65 Pot ($3 Rake)
UTG+1 showed As 8d (a pair of Eights) and LOST (-$75.85 NET)
BTN showed Qs Ks (a flush, King high) and WON $426.65 (+$250.75 NET)
Hero showed 9c 9h (three of a kind, Nines) and LOST (-$175.90 NET)



Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com Hand History Converter

UTG+1: $213.40
UTG+2: $398.10
MP1: $318.35
MP2: $31.45
CO: $201
Hero (BTN): $233.60
SB: $255.95
BB: $137.20
UTG: $157.90

Pre-Flop: Th Qh dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, MP1 calls $2, 2 folds, Hero calls $2, SB calls $1, BB checks

Flop: ($8) 3h Ah Tc (4 Players)
SB bets $7, 2 folds, Hero calls $7

Turn: ($22) 6h (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $18, SB raises to $60, Hero calls $42

River: ($142) 4d (2 Players)
SB bets $100, Hero calls $100

Results: $342 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked Th Qh (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$169 NET)
SB showed Kh Jh (a flush, Ace high) and WON $339 (+$170 NET)



Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $199.50
SB: $169.25
BB: $208
UTG: $158
UTG+1: $165.65
UTG+2: $131.40
MP1: $198
MP2: $203.15
CO: $194

Pre-Flop: 6s 6d dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to $6, 3 folds, Hero calls $6, SB calls $5, BB raises to $24, UTG+2 calls $18, Hero calls $18, SB calls $18

Flop: ($96) 6h Kc 9h (4 Players)
SB bets $10, BB calls $10, UTG+2 raises to $107.40 and is All-In, Hero calls $107.40, SB calls $97.40, BB folds

Turn: ($428.20) Js (3 Players - 1 is All-In)
SB checks, Hero bets $42, SB calls $37.85 and is All-In

River: ($503.90) Td (3 Players - 2 are All-In)

Results: $503.90 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 6s 6d (three of a kind, Sixes) and LOST (-$169.25 NET)
SB showed 9s 9d (three of a kind, Nines) and WON $500.90 (+$331.65 NET)
UTG+2 showed As Kd (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$131.40 NET)

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Muppet of the Day #5: FittSmurf

FittSmurf is a fairly decent regular (~4 Big Blinds/100 from >30k hands) across 8 tables.

He wins today's Muppet of the Day award not because of poor play, but rather, for showing extremely poor etiquette by slow-rolling. Some may say "for being a complete cunt" but personally I wouldn't use that type of language.

In the hand in question, he requests time and lets his clock run right down before calling my all-in on the turn while holding the nuts. (It wasn't a case of being distracted elsewhere either- if you're only playing 8 tables then a $500 pot doesn't get ignored.)

Very disappointing behaviour from another regular. I have already taken him off of my Christmas Card list.

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FittSmurf has 15 seconds left to act
FittSmurf has requested TIME

FittSmurf calls $191.55
Narena shows [Jd Qh]
FittSmurf shows [Js Qs]
*** RIVER *** [3d Td Ks Ah] [5c]
Narena shows a straight, Ace high
FittSmurf shows a straight, Ace high
Narena ties for the pot ($249.55) with a straight, Ace high
FittSmurf ties for the pot ($249.55) with a straight, Ace high


Muppet of the Day #6: Narena

For my tired play at the end of an 8 hour session with this $700-pot hand.

My flop and turn play is fine I think, as I was planning to c/r the turn.

My river call is fucking awful. I even said out loud "You hit the fucking ten you cunt"- and then still called! I knew he had hit the 3-outer (obviously he has 4 other outs to beat me- but he has no chance of getting a call if an Ace or Two falls) and, when fresh, I could usually find a very easy fold.

Oh well.

Full Tilt Poker Game #4247882418: Table Rio Poco - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 8:34:45 ET - 2007/11/21
Seat 1: Pokeonthewater ($347)
Seat 2: iamthebrit ($70)
Seat 3: bashman ($52.05)
Seat 4: Narena ($413.30)
Seat 5: TwistedDonkey ($246.35)
Seat 6: nightmareju ($198)
Seat 7: bil ivy ($218.10)
Seat 8: bndorcia ($36)
Seat 9: anondor ($198)
bashman posts the small blind of $1
Narena posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Narena [7d 7h]
TwistedDonkey folds
nightmareju folds
bil ivy folds
bndorcia folds
anondor folds
Pokeonthewater raises to $6
iamthebrit folds
bashman folds
Narena calls $4
*** FLOP *** [7c 2h Ad]
Narena checks
Pokeonthewater bets $10
Narena raises to $28
Pokeonthewater raises to $46
Narena calls $18
*** TURN *** [7c 2h Ad] [Ah]
Narena checks
Pokeonthewater checks
*** RIVER *** [7c 2h Ad Ah] [Th]
Narena bets $50
Pokeonthewater has 15 seconds left to act <----- Such a dead giveaway that he has the FH
Pokeonthewater raises to $295, and is all in <----- ...especially when combined with the turn check and river overbet
Narena calls $245 <------- What a fucking muppet
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Pokeonthewater shows [As Tc] a full house, Aces full of Tens
Narena mucks
Pokeonthewater wins the pot ($692) with a full house, Aces full of Tens


It's a Bittersweet Symphony, this Life.



England's home defeat against Croatia was bitter sweet for me this afternoon. Needing at least a draw to qualify for Euro 2008, we committed hari-kari and lost 3-2. The consolation for me was that I had backed Croatia for £500 to win @11.0 and with some in-running trading I made a total profit of over £5,000 ($10,500.)

I would have preferred to have lost the bet though as it meant us qualifying instead.


Girl-on-Girl Action

Acevader (Kenny) has made some good posts recently on the topic of "Regular-on-Regular Action" [on the 2+2 forum.]

There are two extremes to this I think, with most of the regs falling towards the latter stages of this continuum.

You can constantly go to war with other regulars "playing poker" and make a profit across less than maximum tables.

Alternatively you can minimise your confrontations with the other regulars and concentrate more on the fish. This requires a lot less effort allowing you to play more tables (and probably for longer periods.)

Now obviously if you're able to exploit certain tendencies that other regs may have then it's foolish to not do so. However, I believe the biggest winners are those that don't go out of their way to attack the other regs- and instead focus more on the easy money that is out there.

My goal isn't to be the "best" player at these stakes per se. Rather it is to be the biggest winner.

I'm starting to analyse the game of other regulars more closely now. (As part of my recent analysis of other regulars' I've been prepared to sacrifice some short term profits by making some otherwise pretty poor light calls- and even making some poor unorthadox plays- just to get a showdown to see what they've been playing and to see how they react to those plays.)

I'm analysing their game not because I intend to initiate more fights with them at the tables, but because I don't want my game exploited. As someone who usually plays 15/16 tables now, you open yourself up a little because that many tables limits your focus on individual players- whereas an aggressive regular who only plays half as many tables naturally gives themselves an edge in those one-on-one battles. Albeit at the greater expense of them often failing to fully exploit the poorer players that are out there.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Revenge of the Nerds

Variance is probably every poker player's worst enemy.

Currently I'm on an awful run full of bad beats and coolers- but mainly bad beats. This in turn has led me to play less than well.

There are so many fucking terrible players at the tables. In fact, there are very few decent players. Of course, long-term this is what helps to pay my mortgage each month. However, during any bad run it's hard to think like that and to not get fucked off!

Thank you for listening! :)

David Brent Wannabe

I found this short 15-second clip on You Tube. It's a guy called Paul Smith from Safe Speed. Here is what wikipedia.org says of him:

Smith has also gained notoriety through a viral video on YouTube, in which he bears an uncanny soundalike resemblance to David Brent of The Office.

David Brent Wannabe

Friday, November 16, 2007

November Update 2

Generally I've not not been running or playing too well this month, but I had a $2.2k session last night so my monthly profit is looking OK.

My BB/100 has suffered a little this month due to increasing the number of tables from 12 to 16. I don't think it's the number of tables per se that have harmed it- more a case of playing with tables over-lapping and causing a distraction.

I reduced the size of my tables last night to remove any overlap. Previously, I had dis-liked the small tables when I had experimented before, but I got used to it and I've decided it's favourable to playing with tables over-lapping. (I'm still waiting on a new PC to enable me to run the 3 x 30" Dells.)

Total for month: +$8,960

Hours: 86

Average Rate: $104/hour


Muppet of the Day #4: kailuaboi


I'm not even going to comment on this fucking idiot. :)

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Narena [As Ac]
(Dealt to kailuaboi [9c Js])
fubu99 folds
fubu99 adds $2
Narena raises to $8
Timid Flower calls $8
Ackermann10 folds
danogaz folds
kailuaboi calls $8
TwistedDonkey folds
CzechGrazer folds
mariojr adds $200
MrBluff2526 folds
*** FLOP *** [Qs Ks 4s]
Narena bets $20
Timid Flower folds
kailuaboi calls $20
*** TURN *** [Qs Ks 4s] [Jd]
Narena bets $46
kailuaboi calls $46
*** RIVER *** [Qs Ks 4s Jd] [9h]
Narena bets $142
kailuaboi calls $63.40, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $78.60 returned to Narena
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Narena shows [As Ac] a pair of Aces
kailuaboi shows [9c Js] two pair, Jacks and Nines
kailuaboi wins the pot ($282.80) with two pair, Jacks and Nines

Sunday, November 11, 2007

November Update 1

I haven't been playing quite as much this month, and I don't feel I've been running too well. More than once I've had to overcome a large deficit at the start of a session before making a comeback.

I did win $2k though yesterday in the Full Tilt Iron Man tournament by coming 4th out of 331. I never play MTTs these days so it was a nice result. The overall standard was quite poor and it was pretty easy to steal/re-steal and build a nice stack.

Overall this month, I'm up $6,900 after ~60 hours.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Muppet of the Day #1: BHW717

The inaugural "Muppet of the Day" award goes to BHW717 for his embarrassingly poor attempt at a verbal bluff- a vain attempt to disguise the strength of his flopped trips. Unfortunately for him he was behind to a flopped full house!

*** FLOP *** [Th 6c Td]
Bigkawik checks
Narena bets $18
Hans Bamsen calls $18
BHW717 has 15 seconds left to act
BHW717 raises to $112

Bigkawik folds
Narena folds
Hans Bamsen has 15 seconds left to act
Hans Bamsen has requested TIME
BHW717: sry hit the wrong button <---------------------- Muppet
Hans Bamsen raises to $253.15, and is all in
BHW717 calls $141.15
Hans Bamsen shows [6h 6d]
BHW717 shows [Ts As]
*** TURN *** [Th 6c Td] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Th 6c Td 4s] [2h]
Hans Bamsen shows a full house, Sixes full of Tens
BHW717 shows three of a kind, Tens
Hans Bamsen wins the pot ($561.30) with a full house, Sixes full of Tens


Muppet of the Day #2: DeerI-IuntR

Our second award goes to DeerI-IuntR for displaying remarkable skills of premonition.

Dealt to Narena [As Ac]
(Dealt to DeerI-IuntR [Ts 8s])
Moskvich folds
Tilty Tilterton folds
DeerI-IuntR has 15 seconds left to act
DeerI-IuntR raises to $5 <------ Standard raise from EP with T8s!!
kingofdiamonds folds
Narena raises to $19
BareAce11 folds
stonecoldms folds
sexesymbole folds
Steeno69 folds
DeerI-IuntR calls $14 <-------------------- Great call OOP
*** FLOP *** [Ks 5h Jd]
DeerI-IuntR has 15 seconds left to act
DeerI-IuntR checks
Narena bets $24
DeerI-IuntR has 15 seconds left to act
DeerI-IuntR calls $24 <-------------------- Meta-level call with both runner/runner gut-shot and runner/runner flush possibilities!!
*** TURN *** [Ks 5h Jd] [3s]
DeerI-IuntR has 15 seconds left to act
DeerI-IuntR bets $141.35, and is all in
Narena calls $141.35
DeerI-IuntR shows [Ts 8s] <-------------------- Muppet
Narena shows [As Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 5h Jd 3s] [6s]
DeerI-IuntR shows a flush, King high
Narena shows a pair of Aces
DeerI-IuntR wins the pot ($368.70) with a flush, King high
DeerI-IuntR: tough luck
DeerI-IuntR: i had a hunch that the flush would come ...
DeerI-IuntR: just dumb luck man ...


No- just fucking dumb!

Oh well; it's all about the long-term. :)


Muppet of the Day #3: FromLosAngeles

In the following hand, FromLosAngeles's pre-flop call is bad of course, and his flop raise is debatable- but what the fuck is his call all about!? LOL. Even with 2/1 pot odds this is a massive -EV call!

The ONLY possible hand that I jam with there that he is beating is 87s and >90% of the time I have an overpair or better. He's even behind to a semi-bluff with a high Ace.

Perhaps he has a Superuser account? :)

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Narena [7d 8d]
Pokeonthewater folds
jesse_wise folds
DaSwam folds
full_tilting folds
Narena raises to $7
daveaneo folds
FromLosAngeles calls $7
tj2006 folds
Ruslan1977 folds
*** FLOP *** [6s 6h 5c]
Narena bets $10
FromLosAngeles raises to $20
Narena raises to $77
FromLosAngeles calls $51.05, and is all in
Narena shows [7d 8d]
FromLosAngeles shows [Ac Ts]
Uncalled bet of $5.95 returned to Narena
*** TURN *** [6s 6h 5c] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [6s 6h 5c Ad] [Jh]
Narena shows a pair of Sixes
FromLosAngeles shows two pair, Aces and Sixes
FromLosAngeles wins the pot ($156.10) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
November Goals

I don't intend to play as much poker this month. I'm going to focus more on working out, boxing and playing football. I also want to ensure that I'm fresh and full of energy each day so that I can play more with my daughters. So poker will have to fit around everything else.

I plan to start earlier each day meaning I can finish earlier so that it's not lunchtime before I go to bed! I may also play during the afternoon a little when the tables are a little tougher so I expect my BB/100 will be lower this month.

My only poker goals are:

1. To try to not let bad beats tilt or frustrate me at all. I'm usually pretty good about this now- but there are still times when I'll punch the desk and wake up my house mates at 4am by screaming out "YOU FUCKING USELESS CUNT." (I may make some "Muppet of the Day" posts so I can laugh at the bad beats rather than cry over them!)

2. To not play drunk. (I already broke this- losing $1,200 on Saturday night- although this was mainly down to bad beats/coolers rather than being drunk per se.)

Thursday, November 01, 2007

October Report

Overall a pleasing month, although I was hoping to reach +$30k having been +$24k after the first 24 days. I managed to achieve my 200 hour target for the month.

Total: $25,563

Hours: 210

Average Rate1: $122/hr

Average Rate2: $825/day

Rake Earned: $4,060 (included in above total)

Losing Days: 2

$1k+ Days: 12

Best Day: +$4,307

Worst Day: -$1,751 (fuck me)

Worst Day Sober: -$857

Total Hands: 149,793

$1/$2 Hands: 145,100

$1/$2 BB/100: 7.82