Monday, November 05, 2007

Muppet of the Day #1: BHW717

The inaugural "Muppet of the Day" award goes to BHW717 for his embarrassingly poor attempt at a verbal bluff- a vain attempt to disguise the strength of his flopped trips. Unfortunately for him he was behind to a flopped full house!

*** FLOP *** [Th 6c Td]
Bigkawik checks
Narena bets $18
Hans Bamsen calls $18
BHW717 has 15 seconds left to act
BHW717 raises to $112

Bigkawik folds
Narena folds
Hans Bamsen has 15 seconds left to act
Hans Bamsen has requested TIME
BHW717: sry hit the wrong button <---------------------- Muppet
Hans Bamsen raises to $253.15, and is all in
BHW717 calls $141.15
Hans Bamsen shows [6h 6d]
BHW717 shows [Ts As]
*** TURN *** [Th 6c Td] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Th 6c Td 4s] [2h]
Hans Bamsen shows a full house, Sixes full of Tens
BHW717 shows three of a kind, Tens
Hans Bamsen wins the pot ($561.30) with a full house, Sixes full of Tens


Muppet of the Day #2: DeerI-IuntR

Our second award goes to DeerI-IuntR for displaying remarkable skills of premonition.

Dealt to Narena [As Ac]
(Dealt to DeerI-IuntR [Ts 8s])
Moskvich folds
Tilty Tilterton folds
DeerI-IuntR has 15 seconds left to act
DeerI-IuntR raises to $5 <------ Standard raise from EP with T8s!!
kingofdiamonds folds
Narena raises to $19
BareAce11 folds
stonecoldms folds
sexesymbole folds
Steeno69 folds
DeerI-IuntR calls $14 <-------------------- Great call OOP
*** FLOP *** [Ks 5h Jd]
DeerI-IuntR has 15 seconds left to act
DeerI-IuntR checks
Narena bets $24
DeerI-IuntR has 15 seconds left to act
DeerI-IuntR calls $24 <-------------------- Meta-level call with both runner/runner gut-shot and runner/runner flush possibilities!!
*** TURN *** [Ks 5h Jd] [3s]
DeerI-IuntR has 15 seconds left to act
DeerI-IuntR bets $141.35, and is all in
Narena calls $141.35
DeerI-IuntR shows [Ts 8s] <-------------------- Muppet
Narena shows [As Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 5h Jd 3s] [6s]
DeerI-IuntR shows a flush, King high
Narena shows a pair of Aces
DeerI-IuntR wins the pot ($368.70) with a flush, King high
DeerI-IuntR: tough luck
DeerI-IuntR: i had a hunch that the flush would come ...
DeerI-IuntR: just dumb luck man ...


No- just fucking dumb!

Oh well; it's all about the long-term. :)


Muppet of the Day #3: FromLosAngeles

In the following hand, FromLosAngeles's pre-flop call is bad of course, and his flop raise is debatable- but what the fuck is his call all about!? LOL. Even with 2/1 pot odds this is a massive -EV call!

The ONLY possible hand that I jam with there that he is beating is 87s and >90% of the time I have an overpair or better. He's even behind to a semi-bluff with a high Ace.

Perhaps he has a Superuser account? :)

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Narena [7d 8d]
Pokeonthewater folds
jesse_wise folds
DaSwam folds
full_tilting folds
Narena raises to $7
daveaneo folds
FromLosAngeles calls $7
tj2006 folds
Ruslan1977 folds
*** FLOP *** [6s 6h 5c]
Narena bets $10
FromLosAngeles raises to $20
Narena raises to $77
FromLosAngeles calls $51.05, and is all in
Narena shows [7d 8d]
FromLosAngeles shows [Ac Ts]
Uncalled bet of $5.95 returned to Narena
*** TURN *** [6s 6h 5c] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [6s 6h 5c Ad] [Jh]
Narena shows a pair of Sixes
FromLosAngeles shows two pair, Aces and Sixes
FromLosAngeles wins the pot ($156.10) with two pair, Aces and Sixes

16 comments:

Fuel55 said...

Muppet of the day - lol - I love it. Keep them coming.

Gamboooool20 said...

I love the muppet of the day idea and often have my own version when I shoot off e-mails to my friends summarizing sessions. That guy was a total clown and I'm glad to see he didn't catch up. Reminds me far too much of the muppet who instacalled my overbet shove for a full stack the other day with K5 against my 22 on a KK2 flop. The 5 came on the turn.

Smart Money said...

Yeah- as strong as your hand is, it's still only just over a 75% favourite. Best to just fold and save getting sucked out on. :)

raylapsley said...

Muppet of the day scares me Mike - Im going to fold all my hands against you now, in case you "shame" me to your readership!!

JPhil007 said...

My contribution:

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FullTiltPoker Game: Table Paul Wolfe - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:47:24 ET - 2007/11/03
Seat 1: Nodders61 ($2,760.45)
Seat 2: 21SeanTaylor ($2,445)
Seat 3: qc_phil ($387)
Seat 4: Rocky99 ($621)
Seat 6: msaalberg ($775.10)
Seat 7: chislodc ($1,000)
Seat 8: b 3 u 3 c 3 k ($165.75)
Seat 9: HERO ($2,593)
21SeanTaylor posts the small blind of $5
qc_phil posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [7s 7h]

Rocky99 raises to $20
msaalberg folds
b 3 u 3 c 3 k folds
Hero égalise $20
Nodders61 has 15 seconds left to act
Nodders61 raises to $120
21SeanTaylor folds
qc_phil folds
Rocky99 folds
HERO has 15 seconds left to act
Hero égalise $100
*** FLOP *** [2d 7c 6d]
Hero check
Nodders61 has 15 seconds left to act
Nodders61 bets $252
HERO has 15 seconds left to act
Hero relance à $650
Nodders61 raises to $1,048
HERO has 15 seconds left to act
Hero relance à $2,473, and is all in
Nodders61 calls $1,425 <----- Snap Call
+ Hero montre [7s 7h]
Nodders61 shows [Jd Qs]
*** TURN *** [2d 7c 6d] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [2d 7c 6d Kh] [Js]

+ Hero montre three of a kind, Sevens
Nodders61 shows a pair of Jacks
HERO wins the pot ($5,218) with three of a kind, Sevens

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Ship it!!! :)

Smart Money said...

That will take some beating- especially given that it's a $5k pot!!

Anonymous said...

I love Muppet of the Day! It is so good to see it's not just the micro-stakes full of muppets.

My offering:
I was in the big blind with 24o and flopped a FH with 2s4s2d and am called all-in by a Muppet with Ks9s drawing almost dead (but he thought a flush would win).

Muppet hits runner-runner KK for a higher FH to take my stack!

I don't know what I was thinking gambling on a 99.4% favourite, LOL!

Ting Rose (10c/25c beginner who regularly sees monsters under the bed)

Fuel55 said...

We have a muppet - 9-handed table:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Achilles6 raises to $3.50 from MP
Fuel55 calls $3.50 from CO with [Qs Kc]
Wombat18 reraises to $8.50 from BB
Achilles6 calls $5
Fuel55 calls $5

*** FLOP *** [Qd 7c Kh]
Wombat18 bets $93.80, and is all in
Achilles6 calls $11.65, and is all in
Fuel55 calls $93.80
Wombat18 shows [Qc Jd] (nice shove for 4x the pot – WE HAVE OURSELVES A MUPPET!)
Achilles6 shows [Kd As]
Fuel55 shows [Qs Kc]

*** TURN *** [Qd 7c Kh] [3d]

*** RIVER *** [Qd 7c Kh 3d] [Ks]
Wombat18 shows two pair, Kings and Queens
Fuel55 shows a full house, Kings full of Queens
Fuel55 wins the side pot ($164.30) with a full house, Kings full of Queens
Achilles6 shows three of a kind, Kings
Fuel55 wins the main pot ($57.95) with a full house, Kings full of Queens
Achilles6 is sitting out
Wombat18 is sitting out

George said...

How's about this one, genuine hand from last night. Alii2311 lost 10 full buy ins in 200 hands with stats of VPIP 93%, PFR 70% (almost entirely min raises)


Game #6178212354: Hold'em NL ($10/$20) - 2007/11/06 - 05:24:14 (UK)
Table "Latenightpoker" Seat 3 is the button.
Seat 1: Pfc_jug22 ($14371.56 in chips)
Seat 2: Dimirules ($2501 in chips)
Seat 3: Seung5833 ($3428 in chips)
Seat 4: Alii2311 ($1930.26 in chips)
Seat 5: Cryptlord sits out
Seat 6: PBear ($9409.46 in chips)
Alii2311: posts small blind $10
PBear: posts big blind $20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to PBear [5s 4c]
Pfc_jug22: folds
Dimirules: calls $20
Seung5833: raises to $40
Alii2311: raises to $60
PBear: folds
Dimirules: calls $40
Seung5833: raises to $80
Alii2311: raises to $100
Dimirules: calls $40
Seung5833: raises to $120
Alii2311: raises to $140
Dimirules: calls $40
Seung5833: raises to $160
Alii2311: raises to $180
Dimirules: calls $40
Seung5833: raises to $200
Alii2311: raises to $220
Dimirules: calls $40
Seung5833: raises to $240
Alii2311: raises to $260
Dimirules: calls $40
Seung5833: raises to $280
Alii2311: raises to $300
Dimirules: calls $40
Seung5833: raises to $320
Alii2311: raises to $340
Dimirules: calls $40
Seung5833: raises to $360
Alii2311: raises to $380
Dimirules: calls $40
Seung5833: raises to $400
Alii2311: raises to $420
Dimirules: calls $40
Seung5833: raises to $440
Alii2311: raises to $460
Dimirules: calls $40
Seung5833: raises to $480
Alii2311: raises to $500
Dimirules: folds <---- Took him long enough
Seung5833: raises to $520
Alii2311: raises to $540
Seung5833: raises to $560
Alii2311: raises to $580
Seung5833: raises to $600
Alii2311: raises to $620
Seung5833: raises to $640
Alii2311: raises to $660
Seung5833: raises to $680
Alii2311: raises to $700
Seung5833: raises to $720
Alii2311: raises to $740
Seung5833: raises to $760
Alii2311: raises to $780
Seung5833: raises to $800
Alii2311: raises to $820
Seung5833: raises to $840
Alii2311: raises to $860
Seung5833: raises to $880
Alii2311: raises to $900
Seung5833: raises to $920
Alii2311: raises to $940
Seung5833: raises to $960
Alii2311: raises to $1930.26 and is all-in
Seung5833: calls $970.26
----- FLOP ----- [Tc 7s 8h]
----- TURN ----- [Tc 7s 8h][2s]
----- RIVER ----- [Tc 7s 8h 2s][Ac]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Alii2311: shows [Td 7h] (Two Pairs, Tens and Sevens, Ace high)
Seung5833: shows [As Ah] (Three of a kind, Aces, Ten high)
Seung5833 collected $4337.52 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $4340.52 Main pot $4337.52 Rake $3
Board [Tc 7s 8h 2s Ac]
Seat 1: Pfc_jug22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Dimirules folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Seung5833 (button) showed [As Ah] and won ($4337.52) with Three of a kind, Aces, Ten high
Seat 4: Alii2311 (small blind) showed [Td 7h] and lost with Two Pairs, Tens and Sevens, Ace high
Seat 6: PBear (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

JPhil007 said...

OMG George!

You win!

Freddy said...

but how scary is it that the 10 7 was winning to the river........

Smart Money said...

I wouldn't be surprised if that T7o Vs AA hand was collusion to rob Dimirules of his $500.

George. If I were you I'd be interested in knowing if Seung5833 and Alii2311 often play together- if they're going to be at your tables.

If it isn't collusion, then we have a winner for Muppet of the Epoch!

Amatay said...

ahahahhaha you funny bastard, that fucking cracked me oop. Loving ur work m8

George said...

Smart Money - It definitely wasn't collusion! He did the same to me with JQos when I had AA. I could show you loads of other hands from that night that would win also! I've never seen ali at the tables before and doubt i'll see him again.

Smart Money said...

Well, you have a poker friend for life then!

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