Friday, June 29, 2007

Real Breasts Vs. Fake Breasts.

Before I moved to the US, I had never felt a fake pair of breasts before. In fact, I don't think I even knew anyone who had them.

However, without going through my phone book or writing anything down, I estimate I've now had the pleasure of feeling about 39 fake boobs. (One girl only let me play with one of them.)

I don't know how common implants have become in the UK in the last seven years, but in the US it seems that virtually all girls without large breasts have either paid for them already or are saving up.

The thing is, as far as I'm concerned, fake boobs are often quite disappointing. Probably as low as 5-10% of them (usually the smaller ones) are hard to distinguish (by touch) from real ones. Of the remainder many are aesthetically pleasing, but they fail the Pepsi challenge for being far too rigid.

Breast Competition #1

Here are this week's boobs, taken earlier today next to my PC.

Question: Are these boobs real or fake?


Rich said...

95% real.

Anonymous said...

They are 100% real.

The reason for this is that girls with fake breasts pay to have them done so that they can show them off. Now this gorl clearly has tan marks where she wears a bikini top, thus she doesn't sunbathe topless.
Which means she isn't showing them off which would be a waste of money.

So real...:) :)

JPJ the great TIT detective. :)

Bazza said...


Anonymous said...


I'd say real too


Anonymous said...

JPJ, she is clearly showing them off in ths pic??

I also think they are real though.


Anonymous said...

She is mate, but only cos Mike refused to pay her until she did :) :)


Anonymous said...

I'd say real as they look a bit "squahy" and less rigid.


Wonky said...

mike... ur a bad boy!

Real BTW!


Doob said...


JPhil007 said...

REAL! :)

Anonymous said...

LOL Doob

ps fake imo

Anonymous said...

No way is that Doobs mum.

I would recognise Mandylou and Ariston anywhere. :)